beyonce-knowles-carter:

If there’s a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I’ve already won that. No man is worth the aggravation. That’s ancient history, been there, done that!

HERCULES (1997)

prefer-to-be-vilified:

ememyers-1fan:

Same taste in women

Future fic where they were never roommates but Enid heard that the weird goth girl with no friends was rich af so the entire year before graduation she tries to seduce Wednesday into falling in love with her so that she can marry into all that Addams money only for her plan to horrendously backfire when she starts to actually fall in love with Wednesday.

She’s convinced Wednesday hates her because she’s Wednesday and the far majority of her facial expressions range from bored to some type of pissed off with the occasional appearance of deeply uncomfortable. So she stops trying to force Wednesday to like her and just leaves her alone.

But then Wednesday’s like where the fucks my girlfriend? Because she thought they’d been dating for months now. She assumes Enid’s mad at her so she goes to apologise only for Enid to break out in tears and confess that she only started talking to Wednesday so she could marry into money but now she’s in love with her and she’s a terrible person etc, etc. And Wednesday’s like… “okay, and? I love you too. I’ll take you home with me and you can pick out one of the family engagement rings during break.” Because AN ADDAMS ALWAYS RESPECTS A GOOD HUSTLE!!! And Wednesday honestly might love her more now.

Wednesday: Mother, Father this is Enid. She attempted to marry me for our money but my superior rizz won her over and she confessed everything. But don’t worry I’ve been teaching her the art of scamming and she’s getting much better. I plan to propose at our graduation.

Gomez: You have your Uncles taste in women. He will be so very proud. Welcome to the family Enid.

Morticia: Yes, how sweet. Wednesday’s Uncle Fester married a brightly coloured woman who only wanted our money. She tried to kill us all. Did you plan to do that?

Enid: OMG NO! I just wanted a rich wife. You would all have been very much alive.

Morticia: Oh… that’s not as fun. But no one’s perfect. Aunt Debbie was certainly a singular woman.

gmarseln:

Wednesday, passing a cup of water: Here you go, Enid.

Enid, drinking it: Oh thanks, what’s this for?

Wednesday: Bianca says you get thirsty around me.

Enid: [chokes on water]

branfraser:

Julia Roberts in PRETTY WOMAN (1990)
dir. Garry Marshall

whothefuckisjanefonda:

My painting days are over.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

vaniloqu3nce:

sapphicisland:

My favourite wenclair trope is when Enid is just as unhinged as Wednesday. Like Enid is just Wednesday if she wore colour and pretended to tolerate people

This but my favorite trope is when Enid is just as obsessive, madly in love, and jealous. Only shes worse at hiding it.

Wednesday: So I was talking to one of the furs about courting—Enid? Are you alright?

Enid: Huh? Yes totes! Why wouldn’t I be roomie?

Wednesday: Because you just ripped through your pillow.

Enid: *looks down at her destroyed pillow* Oh silly me, haha so tell me about these other werewolves you’re talking to about courting?

Enid spends the rest of the day walking around in Wednesday’s hoodie cause Wednesday gave it to her to scent for courting purposes. ❤️

gmarseln:

Yoko: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in

Wednesday: I’m not playing your silly little games.

[Enid walks in]

Wednesday, immediately standing up: Fine, I’ll do it..rules are rules.

asianrabbit:

appropriatelystupid:

AU where lena finds out she has magic because she sees kara get hurt

(and there’s time to explore it in depth and it’s not nine episodes from the very end and it’s actually used and for a reason other than poor writing)